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Dear Springfielder.com,
I saw in the paper where they were going to tear down some of our landmarks. I think that's awful. We have only a few things left of what use to be here in town. I hate to see them torn down.Dear Springfielder.com,
When a presidential candidate has a head shaped like a tennis ball, it's hard for me to take them seriously.Dear Springfielder.com,
I'd like to hear from those who are supporting Obama, on this toppic. He says he plans to tax the oil companies for making so much profit. The thing that scares me most is that he doesn't know that the ones who will pay that tax is us poor folks at the pump.Dear Springfielder.com,
I wonder where either candidate stands with respect to Unions?Dear Springfielder.com,
My neighbors are the reason there is a law against a lot of things. I guess I could say it's the house more-so than the neighbors. I don't know why, but the people who live in that house never have a job. I don't know who pays the rent. All I know is, that I get up early and leave for work and their car is still in their driveway when I leave. I have noticed in the past five years, there have been 6 families who lived there. All of them seem to have the same income source. I have watched from my bedroom window at three AM, as one couple took their frustration to the front lawn, and put up their dukes and Boxed, like prize fighters. One time there was such a commotion, there was a SWAT Team out! Then I watched as one family, one by one, beat up Dad. One of the sons even knocked out Dads' front teeth, then gave Dad a body slam like a pro wrestler.That's all over now though. For the past several months a family has lived there with a whole different set of values. I wake up sometimes now, to the smell of POT blowing in my window. I smile and go right back to sleep.. Dear Springfielder.com,
What ever happened to the Memorial Hall? Shouldn't that relic be raised?Dear Springfielder.com,
I think the Unions are getting the shiddie end of the stick here in Ohio. When are we going to get the respect we deserve? Dear Springfielder.com,
I think the Democrats are doing well considering how many cards are stacked against them, by the Republicans.Dear Springfielder.com,
I can't get over the way Urbana is so different from Springfield. I would never have believed it.Dear Springfielder.com,
I wish we could all start voting "Republican"', That way we could all like or dislike anyone we want, without being governed.
As late as the early 60's. Someone could be put in jail for cussing. in fact the song "Loui Loui", was banned from radio for two years so the FBI could examine the record to make sure there was no cussing in it. In 1904, "Jiminy Cricket", was equal to todays "F" word.
Dear Springfielder.com,
Have you noticed how the papers cater to the Democrats. Its so obvious. It seems like they would at least have a little pride, but they don't!Dear Springfielder.com,
Does anybody know what the war is all about? I don't know why President Bush hit Iraq. I know that according to the constitution,it took all of congress to vote yes. After we were attacked nine times in the previous 9 years, at least we struck out at SOMEONE ! America is a Great and Powerful Country, and we should NEVER beg a little third world country not to attack us any more !Dear Springfielder.com,
We all like to gripe and complain about America, but we should never forget, there is not one person, in any other land on earth who wouldn't give their soul to live here.Dear Springfielder.com,
I said to my wife the other day, "Have you noticed how many lesbians live here in Springfield?" She replied, "Well look at the men there are to pick from!"Dear Springfielder.com,
I got drunker than hell the other night and boy did my wife take advantage of me! She made me do the Dish Washer, the Vacuming, and part of the Laundry!